tumblr: hahaha poland doesn’t have any points
poland: *3rd place in audience voting*
poland: *8th place on ESC*
michał szpak: fuck yeah
about poland
tumblr: hahaha poland doesn’t have any points
poland: *3rd place in audience voting*
poland: *8th place on ESC*
michał szpak: fuck yeah
Hey Michal, tell me the biggest joke


2014: There’s no Jezus
2016: There’s too much JezusPoland, you know
Before Televoting: ends last
After Televoting: ends 8th
#hipster captain hook
Poland: gets no points from jury
Poland: voted as the third by the audience
Jury: we are not POLITICAL
‘fuck no I’m outta here’
Remember when Poland needed Jesus in 2014?
Well they sent him back this year!
when you’ve got Eurovision at 9, but the French revolution at 10:
Omg, it’s literally the first time I’m not embarrassed to be Polish after eurovision
Now that the whole world knows about Michał Szpak, I want to present to you a video from 2 years ago, where he wishes a happy birthday to his sister. This video is pure fun and joy
Y’all thought he was Jesus
In reality he’s a gogo dancer